Episode 148 | We Didn’t Shave for This

This week, Stefani and Ray put the advice column down and turn the spotlight on themselves—answering the kind of unhinged, cockamamie questions only ChatGPT could dream up. From ghosting for the pettiest reasons to drag-naming their unresolved trauma, the Biffs get brutally honest and painfully funny about their own mess. Turns out, nothing makes you face yourself quite like bad hypotheticals and mediocre wine. Get prepped for maniacal self-reflection, but don't judge them. Ray doesn't have time for this and Stefani forgot to shave. [Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages, 2023]

Show Notes

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• This week’s episode features the following questions generated by ChatGPT:

  • If your attachment style could send you a push notification what would it say?

  • If your ex friends formed a support group, what would they call it?

  • If your exes wrote passive aggressive yelp reviews of your time dating them, what would be some of those review titles

  • If your repressed rage had a pet, what would it be and what would you name it?

  • If your self sabotage had a catch phrase, what would it be?

  • If your sexual history were a real housewife, what city would it be and what tagline would it be?

  • If your unresolved trauma were a drag queen, what would her stage name be?

  • What would your kids therapist say is wrong with you at their appointment?

  • What’s the pettiest reason you ever ghosted?