This week, Colleen Nolan’s (Mirror.co.uk) inbox is a circus and we’ve got front-row seats. A man secretly pays off his wife’s ex-husband like it’s hush money for his own conscience. A woman brags about cheating on her husband with a coworker and somehow thinks “no guilt” is a personality trait. And another poor soul can’t stop dreaming about a high school crush while insisting she’s totally happy in her marriage. [Martin Codax Albarino, 2024]

Consider it your weekly reminder that love lives are messier than a group chat after bottomless brunch—and Stefani and Ray aren’t here to clean it up, just to make sure you don’t look away.

Out of the Vault: One bride’s recycling her heartbreak couture, another diner’s beefing with the blue-plate special crowd, and someone’s about to ghost a group chat with more drama than a telenovela. This week, the Biffs weigh in on three Am I the Asshole (Reddit) posts that range from petty to petty iconic: should you wear the dress even if it was meant for your ex, clap back at elderly buffet bullies, or leave a group chat that just won’t die? Stefani and Ray bring eyebrow-raises, unlicensed logic, and just enough judgment to keep you from pressing send. [Franck Massard Mas Sardana Brut Nature Cava]

Out of the Vault: A wife’s uncomfortably close bond with her stepdad has her husband spiraling; a boyfriend thinks a lie detector is the secret to lasting love (and they say romance is dead); and a sister is ready to go to war with her late brother’s abusive widow. Stefani and Ray dive headfirst into the drama of Dear Abby, serving up side-eye, sharp takes, and just enough empathy to make it sting. Expect boundary violations, a little family chaos, and at least one (or three) piece of advice Abby definitely wouldn’t co-sign. [Samuel Robert Pinot Noir Rosé Vineyard Reserve, 2023]

Out of the Vault: The summer vacation continues with another unreleased recording. A hidden video. A bizarre bedroom ultimatum. And the Sunshine State taking its “Florida Man” energy straight to the law books. This week, the Biffs wade into three deeply unsexy messes from Slate’s How to Do It column: the girlfriend who found exactly what her boyfriend didn’t want her to see, the woman stuck with a partner whose idea of foreplay comes with fine print, and the Floridian whose favorite solo pastime is now on the state’s naughty list. You’d think Stefani and Ray were Attorneys at Flaw at Policy, Privacy & Pleasure—but with more judgment, less restraint, and better wine.[Château La Freynelle Bordeaux Blanc, 2023]

Out of the Vault: Previously recorded and unaired, this week the Biffs read from Ask Natalie. He’s married. You’re pregnant. And he thinks the solution is as easy as hitting delete. Then, your bestie’s open marriage suddenly includes your husband—and no one asked your opinion. This week, Stefani and Ray dive headfirst into the kind of chaos that makes you want to throw your phone in the ocean. Expect enough boundary violations to warrant a cease-and-desist. [Juggernaut Sauvignon Blanc, 2023]

A mistress meet-cute at the nail salon. A stolen baby name (the audacity!). And a Golden Corral showdown that wasn’t even their first. This week, the Biffs tackle three delightfully deranged dilemmas from Slate’s Dear Prudence column, including: what to do when you and your boyfriend’s side piece go full spy-movie, whether baby names are fair game (spoiler: not if you’re a traitor), and how to cope when your in-laws treat buffet night like WrestleMania. This one’s got all the essentials: espionage, betrayal, and buffet brawls. But don’t worry—Stefani and Ray came armed with side-eyes, hot takes, and at least one grudge. [Famille Bougrier Sauvignon Blanc Val de Loire, 2024]

A disappearing best friend who still lurks in case she needs something. A guy who shoots his shot via BCC. And a man losing sleep because his girlfriend’s on OnlyFans. This week, the Biffs dig into three very relatable modern-day dilemmas pulled from Love Letters: the blurred line between ghosting and passive-aggressive friendship, the wild west of digital dating etiquette, and the fragile male ego in the face of empowered women. As always, Stefani and Ray bring wine-soaked wisdom, chaos-calibrated advice, and zero qualifications—just the way you like it. [Bottlerocket Spritz, Sparkling Rosé]

This week’s mess includes backne, breakups, and body lotion masquerading as soap. Stefani and Ray dive into four gloriously messy AITA questions: the woman who asked her sister-in-law to sunscreen her bacne, the girlfriend who gave her boyfriend the crop treatment (literally), the almost-stalker who let a stranger cry it out, and the man who’s been washing his hands with body lotion for three weeks straight.

After listening to these blunders, one thing will be clear: some people simply shouldn't be trusted with a photo app or a pump bottle. [Summer Garden Spritz w/ La Marca Prosecco]

Love is hard. Boundaries are harder. And your boyfriend’s about to cry again. This week, the Biffs dive into three emotionally chaotic conundrums: what to do when the dating drought has you questioning if marriage is even in the cards, how to end things with your boyfriend without emotionally wrecking him, and how to draw the line with your dad’s new wife without blowing up the family group chat. Stefani and Ray bring their signature, emotionally honest (and very unlicensed) advice to the romantically bewildered and boundary-confused. [Enrico Serafino Grifo del Quartaro Gavi di Gavi, 2021]

A psychic says dump him—so should she? This week, the Biffs dive into three very modern meltdowns, from The Independent's Dear Vix Column. trusting tarot over your own intuition, obsessing over your boyfriend’s ex (oops), and losing a friend to her walking red flag of a man. Stefani and Ray bring their signature best-friend banter and wine-fueled wisdom to the mess, offering emotionally honest (and very unlicensed) advice to the romantically bewildered. [Shimmer Francis Coppola Diamond Collection Sauvignon Blanc & Pinot Grigio Blend, 2024]

This Biffs read from R. Eric Thomas’s advice column this week. A writer’s distrust in their second husband has them questioning if they should contact the first wife to get their real story. Another writer's sister-in-law loads up her car with her own thoughts of her inheritance following their parent’s death. Finally, tensions run high when a man’s one night stand resurfaces after forty-three years, shacking up with his brother. [Octopoda Prosecco]

This week, the Biffs read from Natalie Bencivenga’s Ask Natalie. What’s the correct course of action when your husband’s empowered to be more controlling as a result of the presidential election? Oldest friend may not mean best friend, but should you still help plan their birthday? Pregnant, and now your abusive boyfriend wants to get married?  [Natale Verga Gavi, 2023]

After a ten-month hiatus, your Biffs are back! Stefani and Ray hit the waves refreshed with new questions and the same banter. This week, the Biffs take on the Slate’s “How To Do It.” A girl know’s too much about a new girlfriend’s boyfriend’s past, and is chomping at the bit to tell her. A man is turned on when he finds out his boyfriend is married, and wants to look the other way. A man’s fetish for golden showers is anything but when his wife is unsatisfied with the only way he wants to have sex. [Miguels Rosé]