This week, the Biffs tackle Thanksgiving chaos courtesy of Dear Prudence and Dear Abby: one man is appalled his wife wants to help the less fortunate on a holiday (unthinkable), and one older sister is being roped into cooking the entire feast for a sibling who’s “hosting” in name only. Stefani and Ray bring peak sarcasm and zero patience for seasonal nonsense. Expect righteous indignation, a touch of holiday guilt-tripping, and the annual reminder that family gatherings are just team-building exercises with higher stakes. [Côté Mas Orange, 2024]

This week, the Biffs dive into Slate’s How To Do It, where the sex is messy, the signals are mixed, and every letter reads like it was written mid–panic spiral. We tackle: a husband rattled by a “joke” from his wife that lands way too close to home; a guy overwhelmed by his girlfriend’s marathon-level orgasm skills; and a couples’ night that detonates when one husband goes feral for the wrong person.

Stefani and Ray bring their best-friend logic and deeply unlicensed insight— with empathy and honesty. Please don’t cite us in therapy. [Apothic Pinot Noir, 2022]